My Comprehension went on Vacation

A re-enacted sms sequence to the best of my knowledge.

Meow Meow:"Reached liao? I'm hungry.."
Moo Moo:"At rr's place only. Can u call bird? I got her missed call..."
Meow Meow:"RR say she not coming. Her sis got feeling like want to give birth liao.. So she staying with her in case."
Moo Moo:"Huh.. Got feeling wanna give birth like dat? Pengz.. Wat a description.."
Meow Meow:"Ya lah. She say like wanna give birth liao means wanna give birth liao lah.. How I noe.. I nvr give birth b4.."
Moo Moo:"=.=""

My comprehension was.. RR not coming.. Cos her sis in pain, like wanna give birth like dat.. so she stay behind in case..

It was.. Birdy called RR, told her her sis (aka Birdy's sis) wanna give birth liao like dat.. so she not coming for kopi.

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WAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAA..

Work too much.. u get stoned at nites.